I go to the iHop in San Bruno a lot for breakfast on days when I work from home. It’s usually empty and quiet on weekdays.
I want the chicken and waffles, but instead of waffles, I want pancakes.” “I’m sorry, we can’t do that.” the iHop waitress said.
you can charge me extra, just substitute a short stack.
no,I’m sorry, we can’t do that.”
Um, you have chicken strips, right
what about pancakes
jes, we have the pancakes.
…Then put them together on a plate and serve them to me.
I can’t do that. It’s chicken and waffles. That’s the special.
Can I see your manager
He’s not here right now
Bullshit, let me talk to you’re manager.”
He no es here right now.
Ok, so you have a Chicken fingers plate, right
can you leave off the fries and bring me a short stack
oh, jes! Jes! That I can do.
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