So news reports are full of Clinton calling Obama “elitist” for his comments about people in small towns “clinging to God and Guns” because they’re afraid… which outraged people in small towns in Pennsylvania so much they put down their guns and went to church to decide what to do.
The AP reported that Clinton spent the day eating pizza and drinking beer to prove how non-elitist she is… They also reported that She did shots of Crown Royal. Pander much?
What the AP didn’t report is after about 10 shots, she then lifted her white wifebeater tank and showed her tits to everyone in the bar and then left on a harley with a man-ish woman named “chris” who resembled John Goodman. She’s so butch. She could totally kick my ass.